bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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