i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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