gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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