Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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