I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
And then my night got REAL pukey
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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