I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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