he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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