let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
no more duck duck goose at the bar
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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