i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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