He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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