I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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