i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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