Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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