When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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