she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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