areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
im about as happy as oj after his trial
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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