yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
