Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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