I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
