there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize
