Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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