Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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