Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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