i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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