Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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