So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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