Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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