i need an iv and a liver transplant
i think my mom watched the whole time
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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