Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We left the knife in your bed.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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