come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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