I think I am morally bankrupt
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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