i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just wanna be euthanized
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