Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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