whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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