so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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