Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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