Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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