i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
did i just pee glitter
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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