so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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