I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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