at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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