you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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