Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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