What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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