i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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