So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
