Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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