Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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