seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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