Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
you made out with another girl for some wings
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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