so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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