my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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