I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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