On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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