I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
So. Much. Porn.
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