You're so nebulous sometimes
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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