Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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